So, what’s living in Chicago like you ask?
I’m not sure my fellow citizens even know, as don’t I, how to answer that question exactly. But I do know that if you want data to help you you need to go to any of the street festivals in Chicago in the summer.
Just got back from Taste of Lincoln Ave. The people who attend this and other such festivals are. . .
In 6 inch heels
Smiling. . . All of them!
Just gaze upon a giant grill with giant sausage (pronounced sah’ sige) grilling and that will get you started. Have a beer and listen to live music on 5 stages for the crazy price of $7 and that will help as well. Talk to strangers and tease them and have them ‘get it’ and you’re well on your way. Our taxes, schools, sports teams (not counting the BLACK HAWKS) suck and we have a king for a mayor but in the summer . . .
WE COULD GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T WINTER!
Don’t talk to us in the winter. We’re not so happy/friendly then.